Fuck Connecticut. I want LA babyyyyy

July 27, 2014 10:46 am

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

(Source: kogyaru, via imaginesarcasticrandomness)

10:45 am

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

10:45 am

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

feelyx:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

Via Lilly the Pink

(via hyperactives)

10:45 am

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

not even risking that shit

(via uhmeliamay)

10:43 am

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via imaginesarcasticrandomness)

10:42 am 10:38 am 10:36 am
neckdeepinthehurricane:

mysteriouslesbian:

Love when you call me that…

If you say this to me I will melt

neckdeepinthehurricane:

mysteriouslesbian:

Love when you call me that…

If you say this to me I will melt

(via ornaah)

July 26, 2014 1:39 am

sixpenceee:

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

How are people so creative and artsy, and how can I be them

(via hopethroughlove)

1:38 am

pls

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing, via homo-prince)

1:38 am
notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

(Source: viejospellejos, via coluring)

1:37 am

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart, via young-and-im-hopeless)

1:37 am
mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

(via larrys1975)

1:36 am
zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via hopethroughlove)

1:34 am

chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

(via young-and-im-hopeless)